Rants, Raves and Reviews
Welcome one and all to the first posting of the Rants, Raves and Reiviews weblog. Hosted and produced my Machete Eddie himself! Eddie is a midwestern born corn bread farmer that never learn'd to speak until he was 36. His mamma done him no right by leaving him tied to the back of the '57 Buick Roadmaster in the backyard of the family ditch.
But times passed and Eddie slowly checwed his way through the ropes to FREEDOM.
Once free he proceded to enroll in Law School at the prestiogius Mud Valley LSAT Acadamy in No Shirt-No show, MO...
Upon completion of his intensce three day schooling, Eddie taught himslef how to read and feel pain again.
Then for a long time...Nothing happened!
Until today...
RANTS....RAVES...and REVIEWS
Welcome!
Machete Eddie
posted by Machete Eddie @ 7:26 AM
4 Comments:
Well let's see...what's going on today...Well the boys got all busted down last night at Volleyball. So everyone is tired and sore today...But that's another story. Movie Update: *****
MOVIE UPDATE:
Check out this link to see Machete Eddie on the set and trailer of a new independent film...A Halfway House Christmas
Staring Ryan Dun, Rakeyohn, Evil Jared from Bloodhound Gang, Robert Romanus (Fast Times...) Bobcat Goldthwait (Police Acadamy...)
List goes on...Check out the site at
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451073/
Movie is in Post Production and is hoped to be released this fall. Stay tuned for more...
Check out trailer at:
http://www.ericmoyer.com/images/xmastrailer.mov
Machete Eddie has his first brief entry onto the silver screen at the 50 sec mark...I am the dude standing behind the chick inthe red...well if you know me...it's me...trust me...
Onward...
M.E.
well, goddamn! All of a sudden our trussed-up country boy is a movie star... Ding-dangy and boy-O!
Anyway, for anyone who doesn't know Machete Eddie personally, definitely check out the Halfway House Christmas link that he's listed and when it does make its way to your hometown, go into yo momma's drawers (not her panties - what you do in your house is your biz) and fish out some money...
Young Edward is also the Number 1 fan of our band, The PrankMonkeys. Check us out and turn up the volume real loud, 'cause God's gonna be lookin' for shit like that when he's checkin' ya out. Eddie has even written a tune that we've played live, "Lost In California", a noire song with links to ether, bone knives and handcuffs. And kids, while you're digging thru your momma's drawers, dig deep (no tickling) and plunk some of that cash down on our debut CD, "Taking A Road Paved With Sin". Then go wash your hands...
Snatch McCunningSnatch
www.theprankmonkeys.com
What can I say!
Best band in the land...I have only ever missed one show in 2 years...plus my cleaning lady is always commenting on how all I have in Prankmonkey attire...but I digress...
Taking a Road Paved with Sin will leave your ears bleeding and your eyes wet...I think I got that right...
Also Check it out online at http://www.myspace.com/theprankmonkeys
Machete Eddie is also planning a release of his number one seeling platinum gold silver prodcution of Stealin' for Jesus...I interactive experience for your entire mind, body and soul...best viewed while drunk, best listened to while drunk, best purchased NOW...DO it NOW!!!!!!!!!
M.E.
Monkeychow Debate Update:
WOW///what a night it has been. With a rash of Monkeychow "gate" references popping up in the papers and news. The newest indictee to join the battle is none other than Michael Moore.
Michael has agreed in principle to direct the movie:
Monkeychow
Starring Linda Carter as the Evil Seductress, Mr. T as the charming butler, Billy Ray as the Banker gone sexmaniac, and Tom Cruise as Machete Eddie...
Tune in tomorrow for more updates...
MONKEYCHOW !!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
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