Rants, Raves and Reviews

Welcome one and all to the first posting of the Rants, Raves and Reiviews weblog. Hosted and produced my Machete Eddie himself! Eddie is a midwestern born corn bread farmer that never learn'd to speak until he was 36. His mamma done him no right by leaving him tied to the back of the '57 Buick Roadmaster in the backyard of the family ditch.

But times passed and Eddie slowly checwed his way through the ropes to FREEDOM.

Once free he proceded to enroll in Law School at the prestiogius Mud Valley LSAT Acadamy in No Shirt-No show, MO...

Upon completion of his intensce three day schooling, Eddie taught himslef how to read and feel pain again.

Then for a long time...Nothing happened!




Until today...

RANTS....RAVES...and REVIEWS

Welcome!

Machete Eddie