Wednesday, August 3

Wow...another day another 12 tylenol...what a day...105 in the sun and here I am sitting in an office eating potato chips and drinkin' Slimfast...

Go figure...So I started to think about banannas...

you know.. the yellow fruit that looks a bit "excited"...

I mean...you always see monkeys in the movies eating the damned things..but never at the zoo.

What do they feed them...Monkeychow...is Purinia getting the big stiff one from the Zoo lobbyists to funnel all the Monkeychow dollars into a foreign fund to secretly pay for new Bermuda shorts for the President...

AmAZING...But is it true...

Tune in tomoooow to find out more...

Till then...